Funny Quotes.

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# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.   


# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay :
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother! 


# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives. 


# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
we need your heads to run our business. 


# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be..... 


#THE BEST ONE :
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.'
- Indian Armed Forces

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